When will the size war be over? Who will walk away with the biggest male appendage in the locker room? Time will tell but it sounds like Christan Eiroa has had enough. Asylum has announced the Megalophobia – a 13″ x 134 ring cigar. If I remember correctly, this is larger than the Femur that Skip Martin released several years ago.
In an email, Christian Eiroa had this to say about the new release, “Is this ever going to end???!!!! Can all of you competitors please stop making these dumb ass large cigars??!! Tom had me make a 134 x 13 called the ASYLUM 13 MEGALOPHOBIA. This thing is so large, I could only fit two into a box and had to throw a lighter into that box because a regular lighter will never light it.”
Each box will come with two cigars as well as a 3D printed mouthpiece to help the smoker smoke the cigar as it most likely will not fit into anyone’s mouth enough to properly draw any air through it. Each cigar has an MSRP of $125 and for the set of two in the box it will cost you $250. The company has not disclosed the blend of the cigar. It is however expected to ship by June of this year.
Christian added this along with a photo showing off the weight of all the different sizes; “Just look at this chart so you can appreciate the weight and size of this cigar. Bro, it is like smoking SIXTEEN Robustos or smoking SEVEN 70 x 7s or worse, THREE 90 x 9s!!! Enough is Enough already. #NoMas”
